"Fuck, my tea."

me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via fistingmyself)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via otter-poplockanddropit)

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

(via actualfairyboy)

celibacy:

Have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?

(via dulect)